Here you are, tiny and helpless, trying to jump up to the toilet, which you so desperately need, and your idiot giant stepdad bursts in. He ignores the fact that you need assistance and blusters that he has a date lined up from a hookup app. "Her name is Pearly Gates. She looks... sturdy!" You don't tell him that his date is clearly a drag queen. It'll be fun to hear about later. But he's confused; she demands that her dates are well groomed. "What does she mean by that? I don't smell, do I?" You clue him in that he needs to shave his balls. "People do that??" Oh, boy. Now he needs your help again.